Then Buy a Dog

This has been emailed around countless times, but I still think it's so cute. Enjoy!

THEN BUY A DOG

If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers...

than buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football, and can sit
next to you as you watch romantic movies...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content
to get on your bed just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes
what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...

then buy a dog.


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone
who will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, runs around all night and
only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness . . .

then buy a CAT!


Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them.